Ten Questions for a Wednesday

1. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?

3. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

4. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?

5. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

6. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

7. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

8. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

9. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

10. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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